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lyrics
(Verse 1)
He was a young man,
yeah he had a plan he wanted to explore the world and map out the entire land
But he threw it out and simply asked out loud
who really needs a map, this little boy was so proud
A heart full of fire,
So Adventurous, til the death of him, it would raise the hairs on your skin
And that's what he wanted right?
so rebellious he told his superiors to go fly a fuckin' kite
He quit school, couldn't stand that boring classroom
Looking at them dusty scrolls and memoirs made by sassoon
So one afternoon he left and never came back
note on the dresser almost gave mom a heart attack
He left to see the world, he started with the desert
traversed across the plains while the buzzards flapped they feathers
He said feeling safe was not something I need
Found a magic glove and got summoned to the league
(Verse 2)
He says it's all skill,
When he's gettin kills he's flippin' doin' crazy shit and blastin' ya'll just for thrills
He's gonna buy a meal with that blatant kill steal that he procured
with that plasma beam to your grill
And don't you ever flinch,
When the boy is near, he's a genius and he'll more than likely smell your fear
And that's what you wanted right?
You wanted to engage cocky ezreal and try to win a fuckin' pokin' fight
That's not the way to do it, you'll surely end up losin'
It's so amusing when you take the little boy's abusin'
You're surely choosin' the wrong path to a better life
You're surely choosin' the right path to hurt pride
It coincides with his victory, makin' history in the league
was the first champ to have a theme
Now it seems like he's always gettin' played
can't even explore keeps gettin' summoned away