Excuse me, could I have your attention please
Nevermind don't look at me
I'm rusty it's been about 30 years since I last played the league
New map new trees
No longer a legend in my own mind or anyone else's
Steal kills cause I'm selfish
But don't know what to do with em
I'm useless can't last hit for shit
And my support seems to yell at me for every little thing
Then I tried to jungle what the fuck is this frog thing
The rude dudes are gone, been replaced by the krugs
This dude is in my jungle and hes tryna go thug with an item that encourages it - what the fuck
Um, I seem to suck now
To the enemy team I'm a cash cow with some golden milk
Rito pls can a brotha get some help
My brain feels underdeveloped and im hatin myself
Cause these kids are talking shit about my 50 million wins
They say that i’m a grandpa who just shit in his depends
And i don't have any friends all of them are playing other games now
but you see I used to be the bossest panda in the motherfuckin league
Don't you dare talk to me about my former glory
cause I was only gold 3 ranked pub stomp hero
Only played real cheese champs like shaco
Where I could poke em once and blink out with a sneaky deceive

But now I'm Rusty


I may be rusty but i'm coppin the steel wool
Scrapin' it off while i'm stompin heels into these fools
Nevermind bro I was only kidding
Get off my penis
I used to be a pro trash talking elitist
Now all they see is a panty dropping defeatist
But what do you want from me?
A guy who used to be swole
Now i'm just old
can't react to spells that I know and remember
Used to be a top lane contender
Now it's like everyone's a professor and schoolin me
like catholic nuns beating me brutally
I'm a sinner
But my only sin is playing again and trying to win
My team's killin dragon while i'm farming the mins
Give me a minute I can't waste this cannon
Enemies attackin
I don't care about objectives I'm just tryna get these spells correct before I cast the next one maybe ult the wrong direction flash directly to a thresh hook
Miss my smite on dragon while I tell my team i'm laggin
cause I can't grasp the fact that I need to time the damage
I used to watch streams, learn strats and study
Now every team that I'm place on is just callin me dumpy
But no matter what I do no one could ever trust me
Because I'm rusty