The fountain of knowledge is so deep
heimer went skinny dippin' with both feet
addicted like a dope fiend
He came out feelin' so fresh and so clean
And one of the snarkiest attitudes that you ever would see

He's
infatuated with the scientific kickin' physics shittin' on 'em
while they gettin pissy throwin' bitch fits
Specific missives given to villains he's chillin' waitin' itchin in his kitchen
ready to feed on these thick kids

Got his turrets set up rainin' bullets on your
company they gettin' shot up while the beat plays this symphony
there ain't no sympathy under heimerdinger's tyranny
he'll blow the dress off yo chick and be like "giggity"

alright, let me explain how he keeps it tight
he keeps a mini turret underneath his pillow every night
Just in case somebody wants to start a midget fight
Heim will blast them with a laser beam of doom from a satellite


(chorus)
You can whine and bitch and moan, but the heimer's still gon' own ya
You should just log off league bro, just go home
If you think that you should stay, heimerdinger's waitin' for ya
With his concussive grenade, he will slay

he got a gold fro with a wrench for a pick
infatuated with science creatin' all sorts of shit
graduated from riot academy for doin' it
heimerdinger on fire creatin' lowrider turrets

Heimerdinger's a product of his environment he lays his product down
in two seconds without breaking a sweat
The hottest scientist to hit up the scene, he's a lean, mean engineering machine
with fro sheen

Yeah, you can catch him teaching harvard students
With the brain of carl sagan trippin out on pounds of lucy
That type of inducement is for his amusement
And even though he's trippin' balls you'll still end up losin'
*grunt* lol

Blueprints to your destruction kept in his pocket, walkin' around
talkin' to chicks while you cock blockin
You jealous of his intelligence you're irrelevant when he's spittin
his game and you say "to hell with him"


(chorus)
You can whine and bitch and moan, but the heimer's still gon' own ya
You should just log off league bro, just go home
If you think that you should stay, heimerdinger's waitin' for ya
With his concussive grenade, he will slay